Wednesday, February 11, 2009

SLag Girl Bios

SLag Magazine Inc. is proud to present the SLag Girls Burlesque Troupe with performances on Feb. 13th @ 6pm SLT & 15th @ 1pm SLT at luxurious Subversions run by the sensuous Subversive Vavoom.


Glamouramama Boa has found her SL calling in the erotic industry of the metaverse after almost 2 years as a resident. Her soon to be released pulp fetish magazine titled "SLag" will hit the grid this spring hoping to wet your whistle with a fresh look on erotica and the fetish sex industry as a whole. Often nude and always comfortable in her sexuality, Glam poses to be the toast of the Adult Industry. She hopes to hypnotize you with her heavenly grace and eternal beauty on the trapeze swing as she entices and entertains.

Olivia Connaught harkens to the darkest and most gesture-filled corners from the smut filled streets of Amsterdam where she has been a sex worker since the tender age of 38, almost 40 years ago! Ping pong balls, trusses, waterboarding, and crocheting... She's seen it all! If you are interested in quiet evenings with Olivia and her 17 cats, then you should IM her, incessantly, for the next 6 months. She adores persistence. She's also had 3 butt-lifts.

Gatt, what can't be said about this pixelated vixen? A Heart the size of Texas and hair to match this saucy, vivacious forthright Darling doesn't just face adversity head on but encourages it with two fingers proudly raised. Likened to Peggy Guggenheim in the SL art world but don't say that to her face or she'll likely beat you up with her leg brace! Slivorced from numerous men, Gattina is currently accepting applications for slusband number 9. Diamonds are required for close scrutiny of your credentials, eligable bachelors inquire within!

A veteran darling of SL fashion, Dahni Ella has lent her voluptuous and sultry image to the industry's top agencies and magazines. But behind her coquettish stare lurks a "good girl gone bad" who is aching to proclaim her dark secrets by returning to her sexy burlesque roots. Dahni's provocative and deviant routine will leave you wishing she would whisper those steamy secrets in YOUR ear.

Autumn Hykova was born after directly after her mother's high school graduation, in Hobart Nebraska, it was soon apparent that Autumn was somewhat of a child prodigy. Having mastered the game Chutes and Ladders by age 9 she quickly moved on to Jinga. She adores quiet evenings at home waxing her back and upper lip. If you're interested in being Autumn's sugar daddy, please apply soon and often. She likes to switch them out every few days.

Although reserved in both appearance and actions Makenzie Irling harbors a much more provocative, daring side. Until recently this side was only known to few but after becoming one of the first "SL Pornographers" the cat was out of the bag....literally. She is currently stepping out into the SL fashion world as a photographer and blogger, as a writer for Uncover magazine, and plans on showing a lot more tail.

Newdoll Nikoladis is a postmodern pinup who creates amazingly original poses on sl. Known as the Ellen Von Unwerth of the sl festish photography scene, Noodles, as she is affectionaly called, has been lauded by artists and fashion designers alike. Close ties to the SL Yakuza nonwithstanding, Noodles is a kitten with the appetite of a tiger! Mothers, lock up your sons! Disgraced by the discovery of a certain super 8 film reel discovered by the paprazzi, Noodles had to relinquish the crown of Miss Sl Universe 2005, never one to back down when the going gets tough, this saucy little siren held her chin up and kept on going!

Alabama Smalls started her Second Life as Pin Ups Girl who evolved into one of those fat bottomed girls at the sexy little club Fat Fannies. These days you will find her lurking around dark corners waiting to gesturetard a noob and leg hump her friends. When the debauchery prevails you can typically find her holed up in the sky somewhere building something she will probably never sale.

Special thanks to *69 Art Lounge for showcasing the performances. The SLag Troupe is available for hire for an intense 3 act multimedia show that mix both the traditional risque burlesque with modern day fetishes and electro music while donning a carnal punk pierced and tattooed demeanor. Please contact Glamouramama Boa of your interest in world or at glamboa@gmail.com.

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